A completely unnecessary adoption service
Give a rock a new life.
Adopt a virtual pet rock. Name it, give it a hat, talk to it and enjoy the emotional stability of something that has been sitting still for 180 million years.
Currently available
Rocks looking for a human
Mildred Flint
Mildred Flint survived continental drift, several ice ages and at least one lawnmower. A quiet home would be nice.
Meet this rock →Keith Slate
Keith Slate is looking for a loving home with good drainage and very low expectations.
Meet this rock →Brenda Graves
Brenda Graves brings absolutely nothing to the table and is surprisingly proud of that.
Meet this rock →Clive Moss
Clive Moss has the emotional range of a stone, which is convenient because Clive Moss is one.
Meet this rock →Susan Clay
Susan Clay has been waiting 447 million years for someone to finally say, “that rock will do.”
Meet this rock →Gerald Field
Gerald Field brings absolutely nothing to the table and is surprisingly proud of that.
Meet this rock →Nigel Hill
Nigel Hill has been waiting 122 million years for someone to finally say, “that rock will do.”
Meet this rock →Doris Brooks
Doris Brooks has spent approximately 536 million years doing absolutely nothing and sees no reason to rush now.
Meet this rock →Trevor Wells
Trevor Wells enjoys long periods of silence, stable surfaces and being exactly where you left them.
Meet this rock →Mavis Reed
Mavis Reed has been waiting 305 million years for someone to finally say, “that rock will do.”
Meet this rock →Colin Shaw
Colin Shaw enjoys long periods of silence, stable surfaces and being exactly where you left them.
Meet this rock →Patricia Frost
Patricia Frost has spent approximately 577 million years doing absolutely nothing and sees no reason to rush now.
Meet this rock →Norman Hale
Norman Hale has been waiting 745 million years for someone to finally say, “that rock will do.”
Meet this rock →Graham Wood
Graham Wood brings absolutely nothing to the table and is surprisingly proud of that.
Meet this rock →Bernard Ford
Bernard Ford has the emotional range of a stone, which is convenient because Bernard Ford is one.
Meet this rock →Wendy Banks
Wendy Banks has been waiting 441 million years for someone to finally say, “that rock will do.”
Meet this rock →Derek Cole
Derek Cole has been waiting 261 million years for someone to finally say, “that rock will do.”
Meet this rock →Pam Dean
Pam Dean has been waiting 397 million years for someone to finally say, “that rock will do.”
Meet this rock →Arthur Lane
Arthur Lane is looking for a loving home with good drainage and very low expectations.
Meet this rock →Janet Cross
Janet Cross enjoys long periods of silence, stable surfaces and being exactly where you left them.
Meet this rock →Malcolm Bell
Malcolm Bell survived continental drift, several ice ages and at least one lawnmower. A quiet home would be nice.
Meet this rock →Sharon Fox
Sharon Fox has been waiting 664 million years for someone to finally say, “that rock will do.”
Meet this rock →Reginald Hart
Reginald Hart has the emotional range of a stone, which is convenient because Reginald Hart is one.
Meet this rock →Linda Grey
Linda Grey brings absolutely nothing to the table and is surprisingly proud of that.
Meet this rock →Complicated technology, simple geology
How it works
Pick a rock
Browse our highly qualified collection of motionless candidates.
Give it a life
Adopt it for free, rename it and optionally improve its moustache situation.
Regret nothing
Pet it, wash it, talk to it and share your excellent decision with friends.