Elaine says
“Elaine is still here. That already puts Elaine ahead of most houseplants.”
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Elaine Marble
Waiting for a new life
Elaine Marble has the emotional range of a stone, which is convenient because Elaine Marble is one.
- Age
- 479 million years
- Origin
- A very old driveway
- Current activity
- Existing
- Intelligence
- Geological
Give Elaine Marble a new life
Adoption is free. We will give you a private edit link afterwards. No account required.
Shelf space: 0/5 rocks.