Laurence Acquaintance

Rock relationship

Laurence and Amelia are Acquaintance

Acknowledges your existence.

💚 8Bond 🔥 1Day streak 📅 1Visit days
Acquaintance Next: Familiar Human at 20

Only Amelia can grow the daily relationship. You may still pet the rock. It has no legal protection.

Laurence says

“Laurence welcomes visitors by remaining completely still.”

IMPORTANT GEOLOGICAL BUSINESS

Rock · Paper · Scissors

Challenge Laurence. Try not to lose to a rock.

0Laurence · 0Draws · 0You

Pick one. Laurence promises absolutely nothing.

EXTREME EYE CONTACT

Staring Contest

Stare at Laurence. Don't blink.

Personal best 00:00.0 Laurence: undefeated
00:00.0

Fair warning: Laurence has no eyelids.

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Laurence

Adopted by Amelia

Brian Pike has been waiting 660 million years for someone to finally say, “that rock will do.”

Age
660 million years
Origin
An undisclosed geological formation
Current activity
Existing
Intelligence
Geological
Relationship
Acquaintance
Longest streak
1 days
🏆 AchievementsLittle rewards for spending an unreasonable amount of time with a rock. 1/8 unlocked
👋
First Contact Visit your rock on a new day.
🔒
Still Here Reach a 3-day visit streak.
🔒
Steady as a Rock Reach a 7-day visit streak.
🔒
Friend Zone Reach Friend status.
🔒
Best Mates Reach Best Mate status.
🔒
Family Stone Become family. There is no paperwork.
🔒
Rock Solid Reach 470 Bond. This is getting serious.
🔒
Beyond Life Reach the final relationship level. Please reflect on your choices.

ROCK FILE

Laurence

Brian Pike has been waiting 660 million years for someone to finally say, “that rock will do.”

Age
660 million years
Origin
An undisclosed geological formation
Current activity
Existing
Intelligence
Geological
Relationship
Acquaintance
Longest streak
1 days

Laurence has declined to provide further comment.

UNREASONABLE COMMITMENT

🏆 Achievements

1/8 unlocked

👋
First Contact Visit your rock on a new day.
🔒
Still Here Reach a 3-day visit streak.
🔒
Steady as a Rock Reach a 7-day visit streak.
🔒
Friend Zone Reach Friend status.
🔒
Best Mates Reach Best Mate status.
🔒
Family Stone Become family. There is no paperwork.
🔒
Rock Solid Reach 470 Bond. This is getting serious.
🔒
Beyond Life Reach the final relationship level. Please reflect on your choices.