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Bernard Acquaintance

Rock relationship

Bernard and Obam4 are Acquaintance

Acknowledges your existence.

💚 6Bond 🔥 1Day streak 📅 1Visit days
Acquaintance Next: Familiar Human at 20

Only Obam4 can grow the daily relationship. You may still pet the rock. It has no legal protection.

Bernard says

“You may pet Bernard. Legal consequences appear unlikely.”

IMPORTANT GEOLOGICAL BUSINESS

Rock · Paper · Scissors

Challenge Bernard. Try not to lose to a rock.

0Bernard · 0Draws · 0You

Pick one. Bernard promises absolutely nothing.
EXTREME EYE CONTACT

Staring Contest

Stare at Bernard. Don't blink.

Personal best 00:00.0 Bernard: undefeated
00:00.0

Fair warning: Bernard has no eyelids.
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Bernard

Adopted by Obam4

Bernard Ford has the emotional range of a stone, which is convenient because Bernard Ford is one.

Age
582 million years
Origin
A field outside Milton Keynes
Current activity
Existing
Intelligence
Geological
Relationship
Acquaintance
Longest streak
1 days
🏆 AchievementsLittle rewards for spending an unreasonable amount of time with a rock. 1/8 unlocked
👋
First Contact Visit your rock on a new day.
🔒
Still Here Reach a 3-day visit streak.
🔒
Steady as a Rock Reach a 7-day visit streak.
🔒
Friend Zone Reach Friend status.
🔒
Best Mates Reach Best Mate status.
🔒
Family Stone Become family. There is no paperwork.
🔒
Rock Solid Reach 470 Bond. This is getting serious.
🔒
Beyond Life Reach the final relationship level. Please reflect on your choices.

ROCK FILE

Bernard

Bernard Ford has the emotional range of a stone, which is convenient because Bernard Ford is one.

Age
582 million years
Origin
A field outside Milton Keynes
Current activity
Existing
Intelligence
Geological
Relationship
Acquaintance
Longest streak
1 days

Bernard has declined to provide further comment.

UNREASONABLE COMMITMENT

🏆 Achievements

1/8 unlocked

👋
First Contact Visit your rock on a new day.
🔒
Still Here Reach a 3-day visit streak.
🔒
Steady as a Rock Reach a 7-day visit streak.
🔒
Friend Zone Reach Friend status.
🔒
Best Mates Reach Best Mate status.
🔒
Family Stone Become family. There is no paperwork.
🔒
Rock Solid Reach 470 Bond. This is getting serious.
🔒
Beyond Life Reach the final relationship level. Please reflect on your choices.