Bernard says
“Bernard is available. Standards have officially slipped.”
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Bernard Slatestone
Waiting for a new life
Bernard Slatestone is house-trained by default and has never once chewed a sofa.
- Age
- 604 million years
- Origin
- The edge of a Welsh footpath
- Current activity
- Existing
- Intelligence
- Geological
Give Bernard Slatestone a new life
Adoption is free. We will give you a private edit link afterwards. No account required.
Shelf space: 0/5 rocks.